The SB* and I, have a pit stop of one day in Chennai before we can go a-honeymoonin' to the (pretty, pretty!) Andaman Islands.
As an act of pure defiance, we shall NOT be doing the horizontal tango (because that would be state-government-sanctioned-sex and WHERE'S THE REBELLION IN THAT?) and we SHALL use condoms.
So THERE, Chennai!
Update: We shall also be using the word 'vagina' at the slightest excuse.
Random Person I - "Here's your luggage!"
Us - "Vagina! And thank you so much!"
Random Person II - "Which way is your hotel, sir?"
Us - "Vagina! It's next to the airport."
*SB= The Suitable Boy